Have y'all seen them Ped Egg things on TV?
It looks like a little egg-shaped cheese grater, but you're supposed to use it on the callouses on your feet. (With 138 MicroFiles!)
Then they open it up and show them emptying the gratings into the garbage on the TV commercial.
Number One Daughter bought herself one.
Now, if you're eating pizza at our house, and we run out of parmesian cheese, we can tap into Number One Daughter's Ped Egg scrapings and fix your pizza right up.
Cause the grated callouses in the Ped Egg look just like parmesian cheese.
Yeah. I'm sick. But that's the way my mind works sometimes.
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