I Got A Phone Call From Mitt Romney!

Yesterday, Friday, I got a phone call from none other than Republican candidate for US President, Mitt Romney!

Well, actually, it wasn't from Mitt Romney himself, it was a woman working on his presidential campaign.

But that's almost as good, right?

Well, actually, it wasn't a live woman working on his presidential campaign, but a pre-recorded message from woman working on his presidential campaign.

But that still counts, doesn't it?

Do want to know what the pre-recorded message from what was originally a live woman working on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign?

Well, I'm gonna tell you.

The pre-recorded message from what was originally a live woman working on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign told me, personally, that John McCain voted against President Bush's tax cuts, not once, but twice!

The only word that comes to mind to describe such a despicable man is bad. Bad John McCain. And not meant in the modern good way that the word bad can be used.

Now that I think about it, why didn't Mitt Romney call me himself?

Now that I think about it, why did they call my house with a pre-recorded message from what was originally a live woman working on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign?

Now that I think about it further, why didn't they at least call my house with a message from a real, live woman working on Mitt Romney's presidential campaign?

Hmmm.

Hey y'all!

Guess what?

Yesterday, Friday, I got an annoying, time-wasting, pre-recorded message from the Mitt Romney campaign.

What, my vote isn't worth Mitt or one of his minions calling me with a real, live person?

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Now that Fred dropped out of the race, I'll most likely vote for Romney. He's sorta conservative.

Maybe "Conservative Lite." (Mitt will have to get that trademarked before Donald Trump steals it and trademarks it before him.)

Besides, Mitt Romney has, by far, THE best hair of all the presidential candidates. Way better than the Breck Girl, John Edwards.